NEWS FEEDDoki Doki Majo Shinpan AKA Witch Molestor DS Impressions
08.23.07
Foreplay is one thing, but Doki Doki Majo Shinpan (Thump-Thump Witch Judgement) is just plain boring. For all the hype that’s surrounded this Nintendo DS game, including a Penny Arcade strip way back in April, it doesn’t even bother to deliver on the one stupid thing it promised.The setup goes like this: you have to find out whether a series of high school girls are witches. The way you figure this out is to grope them with the DS stylus. Once you get them to react to your poking them erotically with a plastic stick, a “witch mark” will appear on their skin somewhere, which you tap to reveal them to be a witch. End scene.
